Haha, Keith is so hilarious. He just has no idea how to interact with humans, which I guess I can sort of understand. I mean, humans are pretty weird. Like, they do this horrible torturous thing to their children called school. Urgh, just the thought of being locked up in a building having mathematical principles…
Voltron Legendary Defender Ep3 Return of the Gladiator
Oh my gosh, Coran cracks me up. It’s like, everything that comes out of this guy’s mouth makes me laugh, especially with the accent. I love the look on Shiro’s face though, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone do this to an adult before. You know, I’ve never agreed with the reasoning that if…
Voltron Legendary Defender Ep2 Some Assembly Required
Coran has got to be one of the funniest characters in this show. It’s like, every second thing he says makes me laugh, and oh my gosh, the MOUSTACHE!!! I can instantly see why you humans call this guy the ‘space uncle’, he puts on such an amazing performance. Honestly, I don’t understand why Allura…
Voltron Legendary Defender Ep1 The Rise of Voltron
Hey there, humans! Just gonna warn you all before I start ranting, this is a toon chomp, not a toon bite. Usually, I don’t make my posts this long, but the first episode of this show goes for like, an hour, sooo yeah. Okay, Allura and Coran are AWESOME. I laughed so hard when that…
Aggretsuko Review
Sorry once again to all those humans deprived of Netflix, I’m afraid you’ll need to be subscribed to it if you want to see this cartoon. If however, you are, and like me you’ve been eyeballing it as it watches you from your recommended section, maybe I can help you decide whether it’s worth your…
Voltron Legendary Defender Review
Hey there, humans! I’m just gonna say this once, if you’re subscribed to Netflix, you’ve no excuse for not watching this show. It. Is Awesome. I have admit, I was a little hesitant at first. At one point, I’d eaten about ten minutes of the original version and didn’t really like it that much. It…
Ruby Gloom Review
Aaaaannd here’s another nostalgic kids show, from way back when I was a slightly smaller ball of fluff with a face and an appetite for animation. These days, I’m a slightly larger ball of fluff that after all this time, still loves the adventures of a girl with red hair and stripy socks and her…
Total Drama Island Review
I’m not really a fan of reality TV shows. I always found them hard to enjoy, as the entertainment factor was generally a result of humans doing stupid things and upsetting each other, or humans doing stupid things and getting seriously injured. Basically, it’s difficult to have high morals and watch these things without feeling…
True and the Rainbow Kingdom
Soooo, I may or may not have binged on a really sugary cartoon, and I may or may not be feeling slightly sick right now. You know what that’s like, right. No, or course you don’t. You eat physical matter, which is really gross by the way. Anyways, my baby sister was eating this cartoon…
The Magic School Bus Review
Oh my gosh, the nostalgia! I remember eating this show when I was still a hatchling. Back then, we could only really get the episodes on cassette tapes, so they were a lot chewier than they are now. These days I find online providers give them a much smoother texture which I like better than…
Rick and Morty Review
The universe is a very interesting place. It’s completely, mind-bogglingly huge, and yet, you don’t care in the slightest, because you’re all too busy being wrapped up in your little human lives. You didn’t even notice when a furry, orange, cartoon-eating alien lands on you planet and starts munching on your tastiest animated television shows….
Trollhunters Ep26 Something Rotten This Way Comes
Ooh, cool! The team can cut up Angor Rot’s eye and use it to make Jim’s armour even cooler. Honestly, I can’t imagine that our evil troll friend will be too happy about that. Then again, it probably serves him right for chasing them and spying on them and attacking them and trying to kill…
Toonbites 